sensitivegayrepublican:

all media today is writers frantically trying to make their work idiotproof and then the audience frantically trying to make themselves better idiots

(via vasira96)

darksouls2-gendercoffin:

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

(via moshroom)

bloodyethanol:

i am not autistic i’m not!!! *my telekinesis stacks all objects present in the room*

(via peachisperfection)

le-jardin-inculte:

laurasinele:

ralfmaximus:

monamoni:

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

#mybal

(via earth-dad)

outsidewolves:

ALT

(via cat-dragron)

alivehouse:

motherfucker. wait 3 dangerous crow jobs??

(via fungus-fag)

loveridden1999:

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dogpuppy:

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scramratz:

outing myself in the men’s restroom by washing my hands

(via fungus-fag)

toboldlymuppet:

ALT

newfound fave lil creachers

(via pumpkinlesbiam)

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wtchysvto:

no one mourns the wicked

(via pinkstinkfish)

moveslikekeithrichards:

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that’s laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying “gertie.” the second panel shows two coins falling from the person’s shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn’t care.]

(via utopians)

lostcryptids:

beautiful wisdom on a reel with 1 like

(via etruski)

sbeep:

Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name?